September 3, 2014

Things I Probably Wouldn't Do if I Wasn't a Mother...

  • Sing Barney's "I Love You" song to my kids over and over again...
  • Wake up at 6:00am on weekends
  • Dig into a soiled diaper with toothpick to find my son's favorite car wheel swallowed by my youngest...
  • Go to Chuck E Cheese and have a blast
  • Believe that "The Lego Movie" is one of the best movies of the year and have the theme song, "Everything's Awesome" stuck in my head
  • Buy Happy Meals and see myself playing with the toys that come with it
  • Watch the Disney channel even when my kids are not watching
  • Have a stack of children's books on my nightstand
  • Snack on Goldfish and on crackers with Nutella 
  • Child proof locks everywhere in the house, including toilets
  • Remove all the nice decorations from the living room
  • Find, step on, and kick Lego pieces on the floor, all the time...
  • Give kisses and wish goodnight to my children's favorite stuff animals
  • Homework...
  • Sing the song, "Let it Go" from the movie "Frozen" in the shower
  • Turn my bathroom into my only sanity place in the house
  • Last and most important of all: Love unconditionally :)


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