Things I Probably Wouldn't Do if I Wasn't a Mother...

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Things I Probably Wouldn't Do if I Wasn't a Mother...

• Sing Barney's "I Love You" song to my kids over and over again...

• Wake up at 6:00am on weekends

• Dig into a soiled diaper with toothpick to find my son's favorite car wheel swallowed by my youngest...

• Go to Chuck E Cheese and have a blast

• Believe that "The Lego Movie" is one of the best movies of the year and have the theme song, "Everything's Awesome" stuck in my head

• Buy Happy Meals and see myself playing with the toys that come with it

• Watch the Disney channel even when my kids are not watching

• Have a stack of children's books on my nightstand

• Snack on Goldfish and on crackers with Nutella 

• Child proof locks everywhere in the house, including toilets

• Remove all the nice decorations from the living room

• Find, step on, and kick Lego pieces on the floor, all the time...

• Give kisses and wish goodnight to my children's favorite stuff animals

• Homework...

• Sing the song, "Let it Go" from the movie "Frozen" in the shower

• Turn my bathroom into my only sanity place in the house

• Last and most important of all: Love unconditionally :)